Love hurts

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

I don't know why mankind has formed the opinion that love is something beautiful, sentimental, romantic, sublime, etc. After all, we live on Earth, and not for the first day! No, of course, there are couples who "lived happily ever after, gave birth to a bunch of children and died on the same day." But this is more the exception than the rule. And for those romantics who still doubt this, we will cite several stories that took place in real life when love hurts.

Madhouse number 1

This story began as a fairy tale about Cinderella: there lived the beautiful Lyudmila, accustomed to cleanliness and order from childhood. In the family, she was the only daughter among the children, and, therefore, was considered the mother's assistant in all matters. She cleaned and washed, washed and swept daily. The parents were strict, and the girl did not dare to object: they say, I will not clean - and that's it. However, Lyudmila understood that parents must earn money in order to somehow feed a large family, and the children are obliged to help them. In general, everything is according to the rules of the hostel. Meanwhile, Lyudmila grew up and turned into a pretty, spectacular girl. It's time to marry. However, the parents of our heroine were far from wealthy people, and they had no opportunity to put together a dowry for their daughter. Until the age of 23, Luda walked in girls. And so…

At her friend's birthday party, Lyudmila meets her brother, a rather wealthy man. At that time, he was just looking for his fair half. A friend made a hurry, told Igor - that was his name - about all the virtues of Lyudmila: she was a wonderful hostess, and she was not kissed. The latter acted on my brother like a red rag on a bull. What is it - such a beautiful girl, but not kissed ?! Not order. Thus, another love story began in the world. Six months later, Lyudmila and Igor got married. Well, why not a fairy tale about Cinderella? However, this is all just a preface.

The main events began to develop after the wedding, when the newlyweds began to live in Igor's apartment, where our Cinderella from the first days began to put things in order. For some time, the husband was satisfied with everything and felt happy, the chaos of the bachelor's apartment Lyudmila methodically turned into a cozy home. However, there is a limit to everything. And when Lyudmila began to run around the apartment after her husband with a rag in her hands, diligently cleaning up the garbage after him, wash the ashtray every five minutes, make sure that the husband lay down on the sofa in front of the TV exclusively in home clothes; when Igor did not find the shirt he needed in the closet, which his wife washed after he put it on only once, it began to annoy him. With her desire to achieve perfect cleanliness, Lyudmila simply drove Igor crazy. And soon after the birth of the child, the "prince" began to seriously think about the madhouse.

He was ordered to enter the nursery if he had not gone through the disinfection procedure. It was strictly forbidden to pick up the baby if the hands were not thoroughly washed in a special solution. And if a strand of hair fell from the head, a scandal began in the house. "Do you want our child to choke on your hair falling into his cup of porridge?"

I am sure that the heroine of the work of Charles Perrault pronounced similar words to her lover after the wedding. True, the writer preferred to keep silent about these details.

Madhouse number 2

The main collisions of this plot also unfolded after the wedding. After two years of marriage, Marina began to actively, as they say, walk from her husband. Any representative of the Caucasian nationality could envy her temperament. Partners changed like gloves. And the more there were, the more the girl's passion for sports increased. Moreover, it is impossible to say that she did not love her husband. Loved, even very much. At least according to her. The latter, when he found out about the adventures of his wife, naturally, strongly doubted this. Beating scandals began in the family. Marina often appeared at work with a "flashlight" under her eye and could not sit on a soft place for a long time. And what do you think? Her adventures not only did not stop - on the contrary, the number of partners began to grow, like degrees on the mercury column of a thermometer placed in boiling water.

When her friends asked her: "Marin, why can't you calm down? Why are you missing a relationship with one lover?" - she, mysteriously stroking into emptiness, answered: "You don't understand. Maybe I'm looking for something in life." It is understandable - we are all looking for something in life. But in this way, after all, it will not take long to find AIDS.

Madhouse No. З

Domestic violence against women is extremely widespread in our country. Here - love hurts, and not only moral, but also physical. Moreover, the woman's reaction to this violence defies any logical explanation. She continues to endure beatings and humiliation despite the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights. And he tries to explain his patience to others for a variety of reasons. For example, like this: "Well, how do I leave him, he will disappear without me. How can he, who has not been taught anything, live? And I love him, my little, pretty, darling, golden." Moreover, a small, cute, golden one turns out to be a two-meter hulk, with fists weighing two kilograms. Where is the logic here? Perhaps all these women, no matter how paradoxical it may sound, are ordinary masochists. By his inner disposition, by the state of his soul, and not necessarily by preference in sex. Do you want an example? There are not enough newspapers in the world to read them. If you want to see real faces - look around. You will definitely see a family where the mechanism of relationships is the most natural sadomasochism.

Madhouse No. 4

Well, okay, back to unconventional love. I mean, abnormal. There lived a guy and a girl. Their love was delightful: flowers, sweets, champagne, passionate words and the like nonsense. To those around them, their relationship seemed the perfect manifestation of those very romantic feelings. They said about them: "They were created by God for each other …", "Such couples meet once in a millennium …", "They look like two ancient Greek gods …"

However, there was one secret in the relationship of these lovely doves. The guy periodically disappeared for a day, then for three, then for a week … Where? Nobody knew that. The young man answered all the questions of his beloved with passionate words, champagne, expensive sweets - and nothing more! The girl never received a specific answer. "Well, everyone has their own oddities, what are you doing now …" - she said to her friend. (This story is told precisely from the words of that very friend.) It came to the wedding. The strangeness of the now husband, however, did not stop - he still disappears for several days. To tell the truth, whether this riddle has been solved at the moment or not, I do not know. One can gossip about the reasons for such strange behavior as long as you like.

Diagnosis

Love hurts, maybe someone will not call such a relationship love, 0'key! But what do you mean by this word? A reverent attitude towards each other, filled with romance, a willingness to sacrifice for the sake of a loved one and, finally, a state of ecstasy experienced from touching the so-called second half? Relax, this does not exist in life.

I hope there will be those who can convince me of this.