Three stories featuring

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

What kind of stories do not happen to the drunk (but what is there, let's face it, with the drunk!) … Funny, tragic, romantic, and so on. Something like this has probably happened to everyone. It's a pity that we don't always remember what happened yesterday with us … But good friends with whom I drank yesterday will certainly tell such details of our drunken behavior that it becomes funny, sad, ashamed, in short, you experience the whole palette of sensations, on what is capable of. And then once again you say to yourself: "That's it, I won't take another gram or drop in my mouth …" not alcoholics) enrich our lives with all sorts of stories that happened to us "under degrees" … these stories, among other things, can teach us a lot … So, a few instructive stories, where the main character is the cunning of the "green snake".

First story. About women's trust.

Once upon a time there were three friends: Irina, Svetlana, Katerina. On one of the winter evenings, the girls phoned and decided to while away the time with a bottle of beer (it's no longer fashionable to drive teas with a samovar). And so their conversation went smoothly, that the beer was over, and instead of the bottles from under the "Baltika" there appeared a sweet-looking bottle of "Gzhelka", for which I had to run away due to my younger age and family relations with Irina. After the first glasses of this, the girls began to fraternize (sister?). You thought that only men fraternize on drunkenness? But no. And here Irina says to Svetlana: "My good friend, forgive me, you bastard, forgive the unlucky one, forgive me for playing shura-mura with your Igor last year … Forgive me for hiding, forgive me for not saying" … Svetlana on he sober up for a minute, but after another pile he pours in the following song: "Why am I going to be angry at you because of the men? And you, my dear, don't be angry, last week you kissed your Oleg, but passionately" … Here for a minute, the third participant, Katerina, who last week kissed (and not only kissed) with the same Oleg, sober up for a minute, and after another glass she starts wailing: "Oh, girls, forgive me too, because I'm with Oleg at night from Thursday to Friday I was at his house. " In general, having drunk the Nth amount of alcohol, the girls entrusted each other with what in life they would not have told soberly … With their friendly drunken company they decided that all men are goats. Yes, they did not just decide, but in turn called Oleg and told him that he was the main goat in the city, because, knowing that the girls were bosom friends, he put them in his bed in turn. Oleg did not understand his goat nature, because he did not drag anyone into bed forcibly.

The second story. About his mistress and legal wife.

Many men have mistresses. In secret from legitimate wives, of course, since the spouses do not approve of going to the side and even get angry, throw up scandals, threaten with divorce. Mistresses with their underground status do not always agree, secretly hoping that sooner or later they will be able to divorce their sweetheart from their legal wife and safely take her place. Thinking in this way, there lived a completely quiet girl Elena, while being in the mistresses of another sweet man named Sergei. And Sergei's wife was sweet. And all of them would probably live so cute, for a very long time, sometimes even happily. Do not give Elena Sergei a drink once to the merry devils in her eyes. And in view of the fact that she herself was under the head, our dear heroine said to the hero: "Right now, we are going to visit you. We will get acquainted with my wife." To which Sergey, not fitting into reality and the doorway, replied: "Boom, right now, boom!"

When at the first o'clock in the morning at the doorstep, Sergei and his mistress were met by his wife in curlers with the words: "Who is this woman!" - He sipped vodka from his throat and said bluntly: "Now he will live with us!" Here the wife's curlers turned in the opposite direction …

The moral of these two stories: the secret under the influence of alcohol becomes apparent. At the same time, we may not like the explicit one.

Third story. Apartment.

There is something of history in it, something of the film "The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath". It was New Year's, and, secondly, as it happens on this holiday, the apartments were also mixed up …

So, the young Grigoriev family was given a new apartment just before the New Year, which on December 31 they decided, as they say, to wash. Many of the apartments in their entrance were still unoccupied, but in the apartment below them someone was clearly also celebrating a housewarming that day (rather night). And at two o'clock in the morning, the neighbors decided to meet, and it turned out very well. They drank together, had a snack, ran from floor to floor with stools (because neither one nor the other had yet brought furniture). In general, when the guests left in the morning, the owners of the apartments fell asleep on despicable stools. Then each family began to equip their own living space. The repairs were done, the furniture was delivered … And a month later the hostesses met near the mailboxes, and then a historical dialogue took place:

- Ning, can you imagine, you subscribed to the newspaper, but it doesn't come to me … I have to buy the program. The horror of what's going on. The mail works awful …

- Oh, but to us, on the contrary, for a month in a row, "Local Time" is being shoved into the drawer. I didn't subscribe …

- How is "Local time"? This newspaper should come to me …

It was then that it turned out that the families had moved not into their apartments, but into those where on New Year's Eve those who had been blown away by alcohol and dancing fell asleep …

The story from the point of view of yesterday's day is incredible. And if it had not happened to my happy family, I would not have believed in it in my life! So that's it.

And the moral here is: Drink vodka, but understand the measure. Otherwise, you will earn a hernia by dragging furniture from floor to floor … There are an awful lot of stories in the world associated with intoxicating drinks … One is more interesting than the other. And therefore the continuation follows!