Where to find a man

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Today we will talk about the places where ordinary men (pivopitus vulgaris - lat.) Are found, what are the pros and cons of each of the nurseries, and what we should be caught.

Internet

Pros. The web is the only place in this galaxy where absolutely all men are beautiful, rich and lonely.

The disadvantages include the fact that on the Internet we often time and rarely look for a really serious relationship.

Fitness club

Pros - you immediately see the product on your face, you know that he cares about his health, you can find out almost everything else about him from the girls at the reception.

Cons - a very high level of competition. You're not the only one here.

Stadium

At each of the matches of the Russian Premier League, there are thousands (!) Of your potential princes at the stadium. And you can take them there with almost your bare hands. Naturally, some preparation is needed. Before the game, you need to purchase two scarves (correctly call them "roses") of both playing teams. You never know which club fan you will like.

Pros - the number of men, a bright emotional background of a potential acquaintance.

Disadvantages - what disadvantages can there be at the stadium, what are you ?! Go Russia!

Night club

Pros - dating here is easy and quick.

Cons - I don't know a single man who would go to a nightclub to look for a life partner. A girl to have a good time - yes.

So here it is unlikely to find a ring on the ring finger, but adventures on another part of the body are just easy and natural. But find a man here it is very easy to "hang out".

Museum

The heroine of the famous Oscar-winning film in vain rejected the Tretyakov Gallery as a place where you can find a decent man. Can.

And you need to. One of my acquaintances met her future husband in the museum, and now he does not let him go to museums alone.

Pros - your chosen one will certainly be able to distinguish Babel from Bebel, Mahu dressed from Mahi naked and Arthur RembO from John Rimbaud.

Cons - there is no bite … It may take a long time to wander around the halls under the suspicious glances of the grandmothers-caretakers. But it's worth it …

Places for walking dogs

Pros - psychologists claim that a single man with a dog is a potential model of loyalty and responsibility.

Cons - you have to get a dog and get up every day at 6 in the morning.

Courses

These can be courses in foreign languages, ballroom dancing and calligraphy. I do not recommend pedicure and floristry courses. Even if you notice not a woman in a pedicure study course - most likely, this rose did not bloom for you.

Pros - common interests, and you will learn something anyway.

Cons - the jigsaw courses are full of maniacs. Be careful!

Strip club

Pros - He's definitely heterosexual! Nowadays, this is a very valuable quality.

Cons - after you change after the dance, he may not recognize you.

And now the most important thing. Namely, how to behave while dating. You know, it's actually great that girls no longer believe that the initiative should come exclusively from a man.

Remember: male initiative grows in size exclusively in the hands of a woman. Moreover, they say that in skillful hands, it can increase by 2, 5-3 times.

Like a man - go ahead. Ask him to take a photo of you against the background of the monument (just in case, you must have a camera with you), drop your glove into a puddle, ask how to get to Red Square, ask to read the instructions for a can of cola …

Well, when he begins to carry out the first task of the endless quest, you have about 30 seconds to show him that you are interested in him, that he is special and that you are not a nymphomaniac. Although it is not necessary to convince him of the latter. Have a good hunting!