Every man lends itself to classification

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

On February 23, everyone is dedicated to beloved, unique, strong, courageous, intelligent men. While they are basking in female attention, relaxed and determined to get pleasure, you can play pranks by subjecting them to classification.

1. A man who knows

A man who learns devotes himself to science. The only thing that interests him is the problem of the analytical reconstruction of motivation through hypothetical intermediate self-regulation processes that characterize the individual phases of the course of action. And that's the best case. He eagerly absorbs all new and new information about the problem of interest to him, staying for a long time in the office. At the same time, he is practically not interested in the money he earns. A woman for him is something mysterious, or even unidentified, but this is already at the extreme stages. He will not argue with you, swear, he will fulfill all your desires, based on the principle"

2. The man is ever-knowing

For him there is only one woman - Science. He devotes all his time to her, she is the purpose, meaning and way of his existence. Abstract, conceptual, transcendental, applied, as well as extreme ideas and other rubbish live in his head harmoniously. He can search all his life for the beginning of the end with which the beginning ends. You can safely cut your hair bald, he is unlikely to notice it, but if it does happen, he will come up with some crazy idea, like: "Honey, I suddenly came up with a remedy for hair loss. Hair falls because it hangs down. But if you put a stick on your head, then they will curl around it like ivy, and will not fall out. After all, you cannot fall upwards. " Now this seems like a rare nonsense to you, but this is not the most shocking statement that you may hear. He is not interested in women, but if you have fallen in love with such a man, then just remember that nothing is impossible for a woman. But it will not be easy for you, because in this case your feminine things will not work. Gender doesn't matter to him. Whether it's a man, a woman, linoleum, parquet … It doesn't matter to him whether you look like Sharon Stone, Sophia Kovalevskaya or a judo wrestler. So good luck to you.

3. The man is dependent

This category includes those men who are traditionally called mama's sons. To win his heart, you just need to please his parents, and they will do everything for you. But you must be aware of and be ready for what awaits you: all his life he will compare you with his mother, make you cook the same jam, salt cucumbers, knit socks. You will spend every weekend with his parents. In other words, your family will turn out to be friendly and strong. But you can forget about romance and crazy deeds, and only sometimes remember them somewhere on the sidelines or on the side. In general, a good option for those who like a stable and calm life.

4. A narrow-minded man

As a rule, such men are either very beautiful or very rich, as a result of which they are spoiled by the attention of women. Here you may not even think about a long and permanent relationship, although … nothing is impossible. Such men are loved only for their appearance. They care about your general appearance, your style, a beautiful gait, a spectacular figure. He will immediately show you to all his friends. Will drive to restaurants, casinos if he is rich, or just to various parties if he is in a financial abyss. He will be interested in you until he finds a better toy with great functions. He will marry you only if you agree to love him, playing the role of a maid-mistress, without demanding anything in return.

5. A spoiled man

Only women are to blame for the fact that a spoiled man has become such. You can't pay so much attention to them! They look at women as something pretty boring already. Their eyes radiate life weariness. But everything can be fixed, because deep down they still hope to find their soul mate. The best way to kindle a fire in such a man is to keep the cold, while at the same time applying traditional feminine tricks. Dressing with charm is also not very useless here, because he knows better than others that the one who knows how to dress beautifully also knows how to undress beautifully. And if he himself began to show attention to you, triumph - there is one horseshoe. There are still 3 horseshoes and a horse left. In principle, everything can be fine.

6. The man is shy

He is not spoiled by female attention, so it is extremely easy to win him. When you do this, he will hold on to you with all parts of his body and will never let go. Traditionally, they are considered to be dumb nerds, but often they are not. Still waters run deep.

7. Family man

He believes that women are needed only to give birth to children, to cook, clean, wash, etc. And men, respectively, to work and earn. He knows that a real woman can make three things out of nothing - salad, hat and tragedy. You can freely do this and do it. But here, however, you will have to put an end to your long-awaited career and devote yourself to the family hearth. However, it is possible that this is what you want and you will not regret it. He will love and respect you, fulfill almost all your whims. But the main thing to remember here is that your man may be a good fairy, but he is not a fool. Having got used to the fact that he constantly carries you in his arms, you should not climb on his neck, and even more so on his head. Otherwise, he will put you in the starting position and will carry another one in his arms.

8. The man is indifferent

He doesn't care who to be with. His life is a process of satisfying needs. Delicious food, normal sex, long sleep, no fights, problems, duties. He doesn't need anything else. You can hover over him like an electric broom, demand something, throw tantrums. In the end, he will say what you want to hear, will do what you want him to do. But tomorrow everything will be the same. And here it is already difficult to change anything. But there are advantages here too. This, as they say, is not for everybody. It is like plasticine, you can sculpt whatever you want from it.

9. The man is romantic

He will carry you in his arms, write poetry, sing serenades under the windows. But be careful! He is very vulnerable and proud. He gives a lot, but also demands a lot in return. So, in no case should you relax here.

10. The man is mercantile

For him, the main thing is material wealth. According to his outlook, the Cat Matroskin is close to him with his statement "but milk, Sharik, we will not give you. We will save money." But this is optional. He may not be greedy. Ideal for someone who needs men only as a source of money. Here you will most likely come across the principle of barter exchange. But if, in addition to money, he has some other interests and values, then he may turn out to be a real find for you.

11. Creative man

He flies in the clouds. And you will have no choice but to be his muse and fly with him. This is for thrill-seekers, because you will take off as often as you fall.

12. Male programming

He will wake up in sweat and reach for … the keyboard with trembling hands. He will look up to the sky, seeing the Windows splash screen in it. He will make love to you, thinking about the next program. But this will not happen often, so he will fall asleep more often on the keyboard, and in the morning all his face will be in cubes. Pisyuk is the most precious thing he has. (For people far from the computer world, pussies are a personal computer.) You will have to learn all of its terminology, otherwise you simply will not understand what he is talking about. And this is not so easy. In general, you are hopelessly hit.

13. An ordinary man

He knows everything about the place and time. At work, he thinks about work, with you - about you. He says what he thinks and thinks what he says. It's easy and simple with him. But he will not do crazy things. He already feels good. He thinks you do too. But you can always talk to him and find out everything. Everything can be explained to him. I would have had enough patience. And desires.

14. A man does not grow up

All his life he will commit cute nonsense and pranks: carry sweets before dinner, throw out various numbers in the company, tell jokes in the most intimate moments. You will be fun and pleasant with him. But you won't have to expect much support from him. You will be the head of the family. All major decisions and responsibilities fall on your fragile shoulders. But he will love you sincerely and faithfully. In my own way.

This classification is, of course, very arbitrary. (By analogy with the fact that everything is by definition vague.) Types are expressed in males in different proportions, they can also mix and coexist in one person. Sometimes they conflict, sometimes they live in harmony. You probably recognized your man in one of the listed types. You spit on these types and love him the way he is? Clever girl. I'm glad for you, it looks like you're doing well. Did you feel uncomfortable and you felt that he is not at all the one you really need? Then you need to think about your relationship, try to change it, introduce something new.