How I used the gigolo service

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Once I decided to diversify my leisure time and turn to the services of prostitutes, gigolos, gigolos, priests of love … As soon as they were called on the Internet, which was full of inviting ads for every taste and wallet.

So, let's choose. In the "economy class" announced 21-year-old Eugene, capable of one hour and $ 50 dollars to classically have sex, perform striptease and erotically massage. Youngster bonus - penis 17x3. In the "elite class" they offered the unsympathetic Kolya, 24 years old, who, in addition to the classics of the genre, offered oral sex, an escort and already professional massage. All this pleasure was estimated at $ 100 per hour and $ 200 per night. There was something to pay for. Reproductive organ gigolo awe-inspiring - 19x5!

How the gigolos interfered with the Zhiguli

The products of the Volzhsky Automobile Plant were sold under the Zhiguli brand both in Russia and abroad. To foreigners, this name seemed ridiculous: it looks like a "gigolo". Therefore, on the foreign market, the Zhiguli trademark was quickly replaced by Lada.

I broke down when I got to the "premium class". Experienced and mature, John was a jack of all trades and other body parts. The 33-year-old brutal male rated himself highly - $ 200 per hour and $ 700 per night! The seasoned priest of love was ready for anything: orally, anally, to arrange an orgy, to crawl into bed with a married couple, to play Gray Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, and so on. The size of his penis shocked me - 25x6! I refused to believe my own eyes. A little lower, a high-class seducer added: "Departure throughout Russia." It looks like the waiting list for his female fans can be lifelong.

I wanted live details, and I decided to call a couple of brothels - their ads are full in erotic magazines.

- Tell me, are any of your boys able to discuss the work of Haruki Murakami with me? - immediately stunned the interlocutor, who introduced himself as Peter.

- Hmm … I only remember Pushkin from school, - he was embarrassed. - I can read: "I erected a monument not made by hands …"

- The folk path will not grow to him … - I picked up. - By the way, do many women use your services?

"A firm secret," Peter laughed. - You will not regret. We have everything as a selection. If you want, we will even adjust the cadets to you. Order any eye color, penis size …

- What can I do with him? - asked just in case.

- Every whim for your money! - the guy reported without hesitation.

- And your gigolo can they dance the little ducklings for me? - I broke up.

- No problem! Pay an additional $ 50 for each exit, and he will dance in a duck costume and quack all night.

- If I want to epilate him or shave his head? - I continued with a laugh.

- Yes please! Just do not forget to unfasten the boy $ 1000 for spoiling his appearance, - responded gigolo.

The oldest

Already in ancient Sumeria and in ancient Greece, men sold sexual services. True, other men were their clients. In ancient China, there were the so-called "jasper boys of pleasure" who gratified the lust of the courtiers.

Today, clients of "prostitutes" are both gays and women, usually a businesswoman, who have no time for romance. In France, Holland, Sweden there is a whole industry of sex services for rich women. Special agencies are constantly looking for nice guys around the world, who are then recruited as gigolo. There are even brothels for women in Holland.

As a result, I made an order with only one condition: "Make it look like Brad Pitt." On Friday, at exactly 23.00, as agreed, a well-paid seducer appeared on my doorstep. These are listed in the category "sweet and nasty". A cute angel with traces of blemish on her face. With a cheeky gait, he walked into the room, plopped down on the sofa and patted his hand, inviting me to sit down next to him.

- Honey, I am in charge here, - she immediately sobered him. - Take off your thongs, we don't have much time …

It reminded me in some way of a DVD player with a remote control. I could “turn it on” and then “turn it off”. Adjust the volume or pause altogether.

- Don't drink in my ear! Put your hand here, take your leg off me, do not lean on - I did not get tired of giving orders, it was interesting, new!

We are afraid of offending our men or we are embarrassed to ask for anything. Here everything was different: I remembered that everything had been paid for, and I didn’t deny myself anything. It was "Kamasutra" and "Peach Branch" combined. In the minus, I wrote down that I could not relax in any way. Like any woman, surrendering to passion, I forgot that next to me was a completely alien and unfamiliar man. And when I remembered, I could not concentrate on sex and was tormented by questions: "If I had not paid him, would he want to make love to me?" Before I had time to think about it, I burst out: "What kind of women do you like?"

- Smart. People like you, - he was not taken aback. “By the way, this is the first time I've seen such big melons…” He pinched my chest and closed my mouth with a kiss.

Have you ever gone to a male striptease?

	Yes, I often go, it's fun!
	I saw a couple of times
	Never seen
	What a horror, I would never go!

As it turned out, quirky gigolo pre-set an alarm clock on a mobile phone, which rang at the wrong time. I waved a new bill in front of his nose, and he went for the second run … Two hours later, the guy left swaying slightly and complained about his tongue swollen from caresses.

It is a myth that services gigolo you get addicted like a drug. I treated the call boy like some kind of sex simulator. With the help of a living toy, you can get to know and feel better in bed. And also to take out evil on all men. No, do not harm, but use both in the tail and in the mane. How sometimes they do it to us. So loved and so cruel.