Make up divorce

2024 Author: James Gerald | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 14:00

Divorced … To hear such a statement from a friend's lips about her parents, to put it mildly, is damn weird. I remember a few months ago during the celebration of the birthday of one common acquaintance Natasha's relatives shocked the entire adult part of the celebrants: they, like teenagers, kissed and pinched each other in dark corners, gave a head start to young people by not missing a single slow dance, watching with loving eyes and with such tenderness they talked about life together … It feels like time slowed down only for them: an eternal honeymoon, despite the fact that their daughter is about to turn 19. And then, for no apparent reason, Nata declares: "Mom has already taken all the necessary documents to court. Now, in order for the parents to be divorced, they need to arrange endless" demonstration performances "in front of witnesses: scenes with the smashing of dishes on the floor and the partner's head, with the indispensable spoiling of each other's physiomordia, you will have to remember all the folklore words and generously reward "your opponent" with them, also endless phone calls and threats … That will be fun! " She spoke nonsense and rode away. And where are the tears, heart-to-heart conversations with a friend?.. She is not a heartless girl, and she has always loved and respected her ancestors. And then he talks about their strange desire to leave as a bad performance, where its ending has long been known.

Only a few days later, when Natasha again ran into my house to chat, I learned the details of her parents' divorce. It turns out that dissatisfaction with family life, her parents' claims to each other are nothing more than a performance, a well-played comedy. But I must give my word of honor that I will never tell anyone about the Petrovskys' family secret: “Ancestors are fictitiously divorcing. verification, he will have a small profit and practically nothing of the property will be listed for him, and mother, what to take from her, she's an ex-wife … What a demand from her!"

So it turns out: if you want to hide your income from the state, get a divorce and leave all the jointly acquired property to your former, in fact, of course, real, wife. Only later did I also find out that rich people are still making pretend divorce: they need to hide their money for a while so that others would not accidentally take possession of it in a criminal way. Now more and more often spouses and children are fictitiously divorced for reasons of safety, who at least theoretically can suffer from the results of the business of the head of the family … Therefore, they are divorced for a while, the spouse and children settle in a separate house, and the man, if possible, puffs himself for his actions. And when the thunderstorm passes, the family is reunited again. Well, if the head of the family laid down, as they say, a riotous head during his showdown, the ex-spouse is left on her own with a separate housing and monetary support received as a result of a divorce and no arrests or loans are imposed on her property. What's bad? Yes, just wonderful!

You can still get a fake divorce when you feel that the state is ready to provide you with an apartment, that your turn to get a home is right, and you can safely claim to move to a more comfortable apartment. Because with the help of this method, as a rule, the housing issue is solved - especially if the housing is not bought, but is still allocated by the state … And real bursts of fictitious divorces occur in houses for resettlement. But it should be noted that it is often not the greed for profit or lack of conscience that pushes people to fraudulent housing schemes. They just have no other choice. Well, they will receive from the state their miserable meters for one family (the same childless newlyweds, say, their odnushka), and then how? And if the children? The next turn will have to stand for twenty years. And it is simply impossible to buy an apartment for such people who, for the sake of extra meters, get caught up in a gimp, as a rule. Therefore, a fictitious divorce, no matter how you fence yourself off from it by law, will still remain one of the main levers for solving the housing problem by the poor population.

So, of course, it's good to get a divorce, knowing that regardless of the stamp in the passport, the parents will still be together. But there are also negative aspects of this "family separation". Firstly, the parting parties must pour as much dirt as possible on each other in front of others' ears and eyes, otherwise the court will not believe that a big crack has ripened in the family, which cannot be glued together. It is necessary to yell, sort things out, swear and swear, weep and fall into a rage … It is possible that after such a performance, unpleasant impressions will remain in the souls of the father and mother. In addition, relatives and parents will be involved in the game, who are not always privy to the fact that the divorce is fictitious. It is in front of them that you will have to play out family scandals with special care so that they do not suspect a trick. And I also know from myself that when they constantly tell me about a person that he is a goat, after a while I am able to believe it, and I would not be surprised if one day he bleeds and devours a head of cabbage.

Secondly, having achieved the same divorce, the spouses must withstand some "laws of decency" and not immediately rush to each other's necks screaming: "Darling, we did it!" You have to live separately, try to secretly meet, not to advertise your suddenly flared feelings … Here's another catch: people lived separately from each other - and saw that it was good … And if they still have a dirty residue from a fight in court (and how I already said, even if the divorce is fictitious, the fight most often has to be real, otherwise …), they simply may not want to live as one family again - especially since the formalities have already been settled, the temptation, as they say, is great. Such real divorces are especially frequent among those families who foaming at the mouth in court argued the right to divorce only to, say, scratching out two instead of one odnushka.

Thirdly, it also happens: a fictitious divorce (as a rule, for a very far-fetched reason) sometimes becomes an excuse to hide the intentions of one of the spouses to truly divorce. Let's say he has love on the side to which he wants to leave without noise and dust, and besides, grab as much common property as possible. And the second (or the second, since this is often a typical male move) does not even suspect that this is - let's say, a double fictitious divorce, and deception not only of legislation, but, first of all, of his own half.

Think about it: is it worth getting a divorce or not.