She released words in clips, several dozen in a row, and fell silent only to recharge. Which one of us has never had to complain about our long tongue? Silence is perhaps the best adornment of a woman, but also almost never used. Talkativeness is one of the components of the "decorative floor" (politely named so by Oscar Uyald precisely for the inability to keep his mouth shut)
Tatiana, a stripper of a prestigious nightclub, when we met, without coquetry and pretentiousness, she extended her hand to me like a man to greet me. She smiled. She is quite a pretty earthly girl, does not smoke and does not swear, sometimes blushes when she is shy. The descriptions, you must admit, somehow do not fit with the profession of a stripper. In addition, before meeting Tatiana, there was a firmly planted stereotype in my brain, according to which all strip-girls are certainly lustful, stupid and, of course, are engaged in the first ancient
The working life of any adult, one way or another, proceeds in the unity and struggle of opposites: the boss and the subordinate. During my 30 years, I managed to visit both guises. And now I am absolutely sure that being a subordinate is much better. There are a million reasons for this. But it is worth dwelling on the main ones in more detail
How often the behavior of the fair sex, which does not lend itself to logical explanation, baffles men! However, women themselves sometimes cannot explain some of the features of their behavior. And how can one not agree with the sages who claim that women are aliens. After all, no psychologists, anthropologists and even astrophysicists are able to explain the mysteries of the female essence
Valentine's Day is on the nose. We will not talk now about the need to show your love every day, rather than once a year, as well as about the expediency of this holiday or about who in a couple should think more about gifts and surprises. It's time to think about how to make this day interesting and memorable
They say that 90% of men love obese women, and the remaining 10% hide it. Is there some truth in this joke? We asked fans of puffy ladies to respond on men's forums. It turned out that there are really a lot of them! Here's what they say
Every morning question: what to cook for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and sandwiches are already pretty boring, and, objectively speaking, do not belong to the category of healthy food. Then maybe omelet, pancakes, mashed potatoes? Unfortunately, these dishes take time to prepare. And we live in the rhythm of a big city, which implies the rational use of every minute. In order to pamper yourself and your household with not only delicious, but also, of course, healthy breakfast, you need to have a whole team of helpers in the kitchen
First of all, on the brand, fat content and shelf life. And it is obvious that a package of milk with a six-month shelf life will cause your distrust: how can a product so sensitive to external conditions be fresh for 6 months? And the manufacturer also claims that he does not add preservatives to milk! Incredible, but true: milk can actually retain its beneficial properties for several months. How does this happen?
As soon as I started making good money, I started buying expensive cosmetics. Cream - from Garnier, tonic - from Nivea, foundation - from Max Factor, mascara - from Margaret Astor, lipstick - from Loreal. These nifty little things were pretty damn nice to use, but you get used to them quickly. And, alas, spending about a third of my salary on makeup and skin care, I did not gain confidence in myself. Because there were my friends nearby, who were smeared with cream for 9 rubles and looked like princesses
Spring has come - the time of awakening emotions, feelings, desires. Nature wakes up, and with it our instincts wake up. The day is getting longer, the sun is getting bigger, and we start to smile more often, our eyes are shining, the long-awaited period of exchange of playful glances begins
Looking at myself in the mirror, I listened attentively to the internal battles. “Take it!” The awakened glossy diva screamed. “This is a chance, make a“new face”!” This is stupid, - the mind tried to protest, - it's not you! "A-ah-ah! I want! - sobbed female nature, - I want piles at my feet and delight behind my back!" "Yes, the color suits you," the mind agreed, "but everything else! You look like a vicious bitch! .. Take it?"
Modern women have no complexes! The most offensive thing for us men is the loss of femininity by women. And there is nothing to be killed, they say, men today are not what they were, not knights and not even gentlemen. The fair sex also evolves, only the end result of this evolution cannot be called beautiful. The object of the attack is the male mentality, I would say, psychology, habits, details of behavior
Why do women need men? All of them can earn money themselves, raise children, and build houses. And men, what are men? From them only worries and scandals. No fun! You will say: what about sex! Yes, and without it, you can! Have a baby and that's enough. Do you think I'm an emancipated lady holding a set of dildos in my nightstand? Not at all. So with what, and with sex life all tip-top. I hope you do too. Let's remember those disadvantaged who do not know the sweet sensation, the top of the merger
Recently, the editorial office of "Cleo" received a letter from a girl who asked if she, the owner of curvaceous forms, should wear an open swimsuit. We conducted a small survey on this topic and today we publish two of the most interesting answers. Who do you agree with?
Is a salary increase for contractors expected in 2022 in Russia, table. Benefits for contractors, latest news
The attitude towards beauty and youth changes over time. And today a modern woman needs to take care of herself more than ever. This not only increases self-esteem and attracts the eyes of others, but also helps to look successful, which plays an important role in career growth. However, with age, we notice that even after a good rest, a tired and sullen look remains, the face looks haggard and stale
I have a good news for you. The Matrix surrounds us. The relationship between man and woman is the Matrix. An illusion that a couple creates for each other. Are you sure you want to know the whole truth about your chosen one? Which pill would you choose on occasion: red or blue?
According to statistics, in half of families, relationships deteriorate over the years. What to do and how to deal with it? Many cement the bonds of marriage, bringing in them unusual, new, bold, for example, new partners
As soon as two (three, four, ten) women have a glass of cognac with lemon or a cup of tea with a cake, relax and lean back on a chair in home comfort or on an office chair during a corporate party, the TOPIC appears in the air by itself. This theme can have different names, for example, "Eh, the man was crushing!", "No, no, girls, nowadays they are normal men!" or "Transferred, you see, all the princes on white horses!"
A woman, by nature, is determined to be successful among men. Otherwise, numerous perfumery and cosmetic companies, fashion salons, beauty salons, sports clubs and dance schools would not have enjoyed such success. And you do not need to bend your heart, saying that a woman is doing this for herself, her beloved, in order to feel more confident. This point of view is a logical dead end. For, on the one hand, a person never does anything for himself, but only in order to exalt himself in front of those around him - this was remarkably proved by Kant. And with
It means that the courier comes, they call me at the reception. The boy turned out to be quick-witted and did not shout to the whole office: "Girl, girl, here is your vibrator, as you asked with a nozzle for stimulating the clitoris, let me show you how it works." He silently handed me something in a box, wrapped in wrapping paper, very similar to the one in which a doctor's sausage was wrapped in a grocery store in Soviet times. Silently he took the money, turned around and left. Hmm, can he be deaf and dumb? Maybe it's like this
"Fu, what disgusting! And how can you get pleasure from being beaten? - you grimace. - And in general, all these are perversions!" Meanwhile, as Faina Ranevskaya liked to say, perversions are ice dancing and field hockey, everything else is absolutely normal. Like everything unconventional, sadomasochism (or BDSM) has both an army of fans and an army of haters, and it is not known which of these armies is larger. On closer inspection, an interesting fact emerges: many sa
My husband grew up without maternal affection, and does not accept tenderness in any form. Our relationship is wonderful, he is a good person. Together for three years, there is a child. But he never happens to be affectionate, gentle, romantic with me. I just can't "liberate" him. And during sex, he practically does not caress me, everything happens without foreplay. He also forbids touching himself, says that such sensations are unpleasant for him
"I am looking for a girl without complexes for spending time together and amorous pleasures, financially secure and without serious intentions. The desire to make all my immodest desires come true is a must. Do not offer marriage."
The current heyday of sexual literacy has played a cruel joke on us. The men decided that they knew everything about us - about the G-spot, foreplay, types of orgasms and indomitable PMS. But what can I say, if every second young man considers himself a master of cunnilingus. And he is torn to the "embrasure" - to demonstrate their worth. And if you (God forbid, of course) did not happen to have a multi-orgasm in the first 10 minutes, then he will definitely provide you with a rubbing of an intimate place
If a man looks after himself, loves and appreciates himself, is it good or bad? Well, what to do if his love for himself, self-esteem and cleanliness are excessive and go beyond all conceivable and inconceivable boundaries, while developing into selfishness, admiration for himself (often not at all justified) and satisfaction of all his whims?
Placing a burning candle in a candlestick in front of the icon, she raised her eyes and met her gaze with the kind maternal eyes of the Human Mother. Her throat caught from the rolling lump, her eyes were moistened, and as a child she wanted to burrow into her mother's knees and eagerly lay out all her troubles, and her lips were already involuntarily whispering: - Mother of God, save me …. save,…. tell me… .. how to live,…. when there is no more strength to live. The light of the candle darted to the side and it seemed to her that the flame of breath
Is the internet dangerous? The wandering plot of online literature: She meets Him online, has a whirlwind virtual romance, and when it comes to meeting, the invisible interlocutor turns out to be her boss, her neighbor in the staircase, or even her own husband. This turn of events seems incredible only at the beginning. The more often you surf the web, the more likely you are to stumble upon people you know. On the Internet, completely unexpectedly, you can find a story about your boss's vacation, nude one photo
When I hear the word "humor", I instantly remember the well-known symbol of the theater - a couple of masks: one laughs, the other cries. It would seem that they are complete opposites. But for some reason in life very often a happy face turns into a grimace of suffering
The question is actually the same. Exactly one. But fundamental. The question of the very concept of respect. A person who respects himself is respected by others. Everyone who is not lazy has a person who does not respect himself. How do you get respect? Begin to respect yourself. How to start respecting yourself? Here, everything is not easy at all. It is enough to understand one principle: respect for SOMETHING
The first kiss is usually not forgotten. This is one of the most romantic moments in life. Or one of the funniest
From this cheerful note, the conversation smoothly turned towards the problems of work and family everyday life of the future mother. It turned out that toxicosis is not the worst thing. The worst view of Machines was a decrease in attraction and an absolute lack of knowledge of the possibility - not the possibility of sexual intercourse during pregnancy. The conversation again began to drown in rumors, someone had once read sensations, someone argued that after 6 months "no-no", someone extremely swore that it was possible to the last without limitation
Agree that even if you have long lost count of your fans, current, past and future, the mention of the "first date" can "shake" properly … By "first" I do not mean the very first date in your life (memories of him no longer provoke your Homeric laughter, but, rather, cause something touchingly nostalgic). It will be about the category "first date with the next (oh, my God!) Contender for your priceless hand and heart." Sko
This is followed by the standard raids on the refrigerator in search of reassurance. Calm, materialized in sausage sandwiches, cakes and certainly a couple of kilograms of sweets, usually comes to an apotheosis in the lounges opposite. Then the thoughts come that by chewing food thoroughly, you benefit society, so you try to bring more benefits, tastier, with mayonnaise and sugar. This option is suitable for a maximum of two days, after which the fight against heartburn and colic in the abdomen
Turgenev wrote: "A man can say that twice two is not four, but five or three and a half, and a woman will say that twice two is a stearin candle." And what is typical - a woman is able to convince any man of this. More precisely, to make him agree with her … Transferring the conversation to another plane is generally one of the basic principles of female logic. A man transmits information - a woman transmits emotions. The man says that there is no money yet for a fur coat, the woman says that she is not loved
We love to talk and read about sex so much that we should have already become, at the most, world champions in Big Sex and, at the very least, made the most amazing men carry their purses with us. Alas, quite often we are far from even the second. There are still questions, problems, doubts, and most importantly - even the most scrupulous fulfillment of all the instructions does not guarantee either your crazy orgasm, or the presence of an exhausted-happy male body next to you. Does this mean that there is no point in studying & q
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If it's not the first time a man and a woman meet, they can't wait to move from kissing to main course. And in vain! It has been proven that young girls can even have an orgasm from a skillful kiss. A kiss is a great way to turn each other on. Allow the tip of your tongue to explore the most hidden corners of your partner's mouth. Run your tongue along the contour of the lips
I would single out two categories of male infidelity: the so-called drunk, that is, when a man spilled out in the company and went with this company, as they say, “for women,” and deliberate betrayal, when a person is aware of his actions, understands that commits. Very often, after infidelity, men feel guilt towards their partner, regret it. After this kind of betrayal, family relationships can reach a new level of development
There are a lot of strange holidays in the world. For example, February 17 is the day of spontaneous acts of kindness. For some reason, the founders of the holiday thought that one day a year would be enough for this business. And on November 21, the world day of greetings is celebrated. It was invented by Michael and Brian McComack at the height of the Cold War. They sent letters of greetings to addresses all over the world. And they asked the addressees to greet someone else, well, at least ten to twenty people