So, we ran into it by accident. I was unpleasantly struck by her prickly jealous look and rude manner of communication. She just pounced on him: When will you call?!? The dialogue was quick, angry, and unremarkable. I was so taken aback that I did not have time to guess to step aside and wait a little. If he spoke to me so rudely? I don’t know what would have happened? Anyway, no man in the world can speak to me in such a tone
It seems that not a single man in the world would refuse at least once, at least for a short time, to refuse an observer in a hidden state at the holiday of women's freedom. I can even imagine how his hearing absorbs every rustle, and one eye absorbs all the power of the lens … Near a crack in the closet or under the bed? .. I am sure that the result of such a trick will be 100% justified
Many can experience magic in their daily life. And you don't even have to be on a tropical island for that. Magic can be found very close, on the most ordinary day
You can have sex in different ways: slowly, quickly, rarely, with different partners and in different positions, and the like, but there is another option, somewhat different from all of the above, this is sex with intelligence. No, it does not mean that someone's intellect will become an object of desire and … in general, everything went wrong. Intellectual sex has its own unique sensations. So, creative people will appreciate for themselves the very approach to sexual contact as an art form
The main difference between the concepts of "fired" and "quit" is in the so-called psychological tone of the situation. When we change our place of work on our own, we get a work book in the personnel department with ease, and sometimes with such an expression on our face, as if a stone had fallen from our shoulders. But when we are confronted with the fact, they say, excuse me, you are fired … The effect is as if not having time to turn around the corner, as from there we were already awarded a crack
At the moment of life's troubles and in anticipation of triumph, a woman, oddly enough, does the same thing. She first climbs into a hot bath with foam, and then for several hours in a row "takes care of herself" - that is. cherishes arms, legs, bust, shoulders, hair, etc. There are many component parts, therefore, depending on the thoroughness of processing and the length of the list, the process can take from an hour to infinity. The meaning of the performed rite, in essence, is the same: as a result, please (amaze, charm, leave
Kisses. It is not for nothing that so many poetry and prose are dedicated to this particular sacrament. Yes, it is a sacrament, a kiss is a deeply intimate act. Do you remember the movie "Pretty Woman", where Julia Roberts played a prostitute who does everything, absolutely everything the client wishes, except for kissing on the lips. She says to Richard Gere: "I do not kiss on the lips!" But she still kisses him, but
When I was in the institute in my third year, my classmate Denis brought his future wife to class - to get acquainted. The bride's name was Anya, and he introduced us to her as follows: "Fedya is a poet, Asya is the first beauty of the faculty, Evgenia (that is, I am the one) is a stronghold of feminism in our course"
The time has come for a teenage child, it's time to pick the "berries", in comparison with which all the previous problems will seem like innocent flowers. The adolescent age resembles a rebellion on a ship, a rebellion against the usual foundations, authorities and parental authority - sometimes meaningless, but inevitable. You just need to remember that, firstly, your grown-up child has nothing against you personally, he simply asserts himself in the ways available to him, trying to resist the world of adults, to which
It turned out that in childhood (early childhood) she was frightened by an exhibitionist, since then she has been haunted by the fear of any man. She is still innocent, although she has the desire and strength of purely physiological needs. Here you sit and think about what to say in such a situation! We were, of course, shocked. Each began to offer some of its own options - the phones of psychologists, sex therapists, and so on. It is clear that all advice from the heart is good, but advice is the answers to the questions that we ask ourselves, moreover, the answers that
If some seer at the time of my pioneer past, when I led first a detachment, and then a squad to a brighter future (since there was a dark past), said that one day I would read materials from sexologists on how to love my body , and then in a circle of friends, having taken a dose of "screwdriver" on the chest, discuss that "process" and find out who and how (about impudence !!!) is satisfied, tell their readers about the usefulness of masturbation, so depicted in Vet
Why, in fact, do people go to visit each other? Make some noise, overeat, get drunk, forgetting completely about extra calories and oath promises: not a drop more in your mouth … And that's it? It’s kind of a weird thing to do - eating a lot of food together. Is not it? There is something primal about this. Invite all relatives after a successful hunt to your cave for a roast of mammoth
Daddy gives out on-the-mountain all the set of profanity in stock of mankind … and then he walks in his wide family shorts to open the door. At the same time, the tipsy friends outside the door expect that it will be me who will open the door for them. And, as soon as the lock turns in the door, they start yelling: "Hey, pepper, why are you sleeping there? Move your stumps … Oh, hello, and Sasha is at home, we came here to ask notes on the method …"
Remember the saying: with whom you lead - from that you will gain. Few are fully aware of the tremendous impact friends have on our lives. Only parents and relatives are not chosen - friends are chosen. And success in life largely depends on our choice. Few consciously seek friendship. More often it happens quite by accident: somewhere someone met someone by chance, talked - found a common language, it turned out, "kindred" souls
It's no secret that relationships, no matter how rosy and healthy they start, sometimes end in nothing. Rather, as a result, we still have something: life experience, memories … We enter the name of the former in a kind of "chronicle", where there are already other similar characters. Is it worth it in reality to maintain a relationship with your "ex", or does he have a place on the dusty shelf of memory? In the end, why injure yourself once again, or still … The answer to the question: to communicate or not - in fact
Sometimes there comes a day when you find yourself flinching from the phone and doorbell ringing, the text messages make you shiver, and even the whistle of the kettle seems suspicious. You are constantly waiting for something, or rather, someone who does not appear in any way. And if it does, it’s not the one, or it’s wrong, or not then … Life slowly but surely turns into a cartoon nightmare, and you suddenly realize that you’ve become attached, and so tightly that it hurts you … Most amazing that there is no difference
There are women who interpret everything that happens to them exclusively with a plus sign: the boyfriend does not appear - he checks his feelings, calls every minute - he burns out with love, presented dandelions from the lawn - how sentimental !, dragged long-legged roses - spared no money, etc. At the sight of such puppy delight for any reason, we, as true realists, smile indulgently and sincerely consider this a manifestation of a mild degree of madness. And none of us realizes that none of this is crazy
Ten years ago, Madonna gave up the image of a sex diva and starred in the film "Evita" about the virtuous wife of the President of Argentina. But I and my friend Anya (two teenagers, barely mature) did not know anything about this change: we had just discovered a different Madonna for ourselves. Naked, white-skinned, with bright lipstick lips, legs apart, with playful fingers … The fact is that we found Anya's dad's secret porn archive and during the day, while everyone was at work, we joined adult cinema
You can rest in different ways. Clear stump. At the dacha, for example, in a museum, in a store, at a disco in a nightclub … Well, you see, these are the most common places of recreation. Is not it? And now I will say that these are all "
What dress to wear for tomorrow's party? What to give your loved one for his birthday? Is the husband cheating or not? And if so, what to do? For some people, such problems do not exist, since most choices are made impulsively or intuitively, while others find it difficult to make any decision. The problems are essentially different for everyone, the consequences of decisions and choices are also different, but if nothing is done, then the situation is likely to be aggravated by torment, doubts, insomnia, neurasthenia
And then, once again coming to his beloved, along with the blank for the Rosas albas herbarium, he accidentally takes with him a toothbrush, three pairs of socks and the "Offspring" poster. This is how life begins in a civil marriage. And all will be well. Even more. The only problem is that such a situation will always suit a man. He completely sincerely will not understand why something should be changed. "After all, we already feel good, dear …" How do weddings turn out?
When once again the rival began to repeat with the stubbornness of a stuck record: "We sleep together!" . After he comes home, he sleeps with me. I am calm for his health and strength. Only recently he complains about your inexperience. Come visit, I will share with you women's secrets! "
Nature arranged it so that in the love game preceding the appearance of offspring, the man plays the role of the "conqueror" and the woman - the "victim". And although in the 21st century women are more often busy not waiting for their husbands from hunting near a burning fire, but with their careers and self-expression, nature is not aware of these annoying innovations. And the "basic instinct" continues to require polygamous men to impregnate as many women as possible in order to keep the tribe's population up to
Love. Hmm … Some bright picture with rich colors is being drawn. They run towards each other barefoot on the wet sand. Then they run together. Dynamics. Rapidity. Freshness. Madness. They are knee-deep in the sea. Have you ever seen this? Me not. Only in old French cinema. But these associations are not from there, it's just my figurative reaction to the word "love". Unfortunately, here the desired is at odds with the reality, since love is now understood as something completely different. In theory, love is possible
Here he is, a handsome man, drives up to you in a white Mercedes, in a white jacket and, not afraid of dirt, gets down on one knee, stretches out his hand and languidly whispers: "Be mine … everything I have is now yours, I will shower you, my beloved, with gold coins depicting Nicholas II … "Well, how can you not melt here? You, of course, say: "Well, okay, so be it, I'm ready to become your wife!"
I have always wondered why people do not find their energy to be used on winter evenings? After all, every winter evening has more time than any other. What to do with this boring, at first glance, extended time? Someone takes care of themselves, someone personal life, someone increases the level of knowledge by rereading the home library.
Over the past 30 years, the growth of the inhabitants of our continent has increased by an average of 6 centimeters. Look at yourself, your parents, your children, your neighbors, and just at the people you come across every day on the street, at work, in the store. As a rule, modern children noticeably outgrow their parents. What is the reason?
The long-awaited day is coming. You cooked a lot of different delicious food, set the festive table and, in anticipation of a magical evening, put yourself in order. And here you are lying next to Him in your most elegant underwear, stroking your mighty biceps with an impatient hand, gently biting his lips … slightest attention
Getting divorced … To hear such a statement from a friend's lips about her parents, to put it mildly, is damn weird. I remember a few months ago, during the celebration of the birthday of one common acquaintance of Natasha's, relatives shocked the entire adult part of the celebrants: they, like teenagers, kissed and pinched each other in dark corners, gave a head start to young people by not missing a single slow dance
Now not only there are more divorces. Nowadays they marry much less, preferring to marry in heaven rather than on earth. What is this, also the influence of feminism? Or will it be easier to leave without committing yourself? One day, a good friend and I discussed the concept of an ideal marriage until 2 am. So, he very convincingly proved to me that the now popular formula of women's happiness "family plus career" was initially doomed to divorce
The most tragic thing, in my opinion, is that people around me, including myself, begin to communicate with advertising slogans. It gets me, as they say, to the very outskirts. When a colleague, arriving at work, begins a greeting with the words: "Do you know what I need now?"; sister, doing makeup, mutters under her breath: "Today is a day off, you can not rush anywhere. I paint my lips with lipstick …"
The jokes with the Soviet educators were bad. I am still sure if today there were a cruelty competition between the Gestapo guards and my educators, the latter would have won by a significant margin
Meditation is a way to calm the mind. It is found at all times, in all cultures, races, religions and ideologies. Physiological, psychological, philosophical goals of meditation cannot be achieved without training, and you can master the techniques of meditation only through constant exercise
Online dating - what could be easier, what could be more romantic, what could be the most exciting and what could be so frustrating
Office romance … Well, who is insured from it? For some reason, most often it is understood as a love relationship between a boss and a subordinate (or a boss and a subordinate - as in one famous film). But this, of course, does not end with the variety of novels in the workplace. And hazing relationships between coworkers can be just as dramatic. Here is the story told to me by my former colleagues Masha and Roman, two participants in a long-standing love affair at work
Thinking of getting away with age and gender? No, it's not that simple. You will need to indicate the size of the chest, waist, hips, legs, height, weight, hair color and length, eye color, skin color. As additional information, biography facts, musical and literary preferences, as well as the presence of children and living space are welcome. Dating takes place exclusively on this profile. The second stage is no less important. You choose when you're ready to meet. There are several options to choose from: in the morning every day, in the morning at you
I chose a book with the killer title "The Science of Seduction" (by Jeanie Siles)! The "payback" for the science of seduction at the cash register was unforgettable: the book lovers standing in line reacted mercilessly. "Every experience is important - it is needed in order to be ready for the strangest life surprises and unexpected discoveries" - I consoled myself on the way home. And she was right: a surprise was waiting for me on the pages of the book I bought. It began with the words "Men are amazing! & Amp
This approach shocks people who grew up in a different culture, for whom freedom is the opportunity to go to a cafe with a school friend on Sunday. And all life is a big competition so that the husband from his mistresses invariably returns home, repentant, with a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of wine. The desire to get married and start a family as soon as possible was understandable several centuries ago - then a woman at forty was no longer an old woman who was incapable of childbirth, and only a man could earn money in the family. Now, standing on n
It turns out that "men in a skirt" are very honest and straightforward creatures, and bitches are cunning and dodgy. But both those and others are persistent in achieving their goal. Only their paths are different. And in fact, it is not some insults that we all periodically hear in our address are important here, but your essence. Are you a swindler by nature, or are you a conscientious Samaritan woman? Will you honestly defend your principles and clearly prove your case, or will you go "roundabout"
What do you dream about? Win a million in the lottery, get to the "Star Factory", marry Andrei Malakhov, write a script for a Hollywood blockbuster? Or maybe everything is much simpler - to become a leader, successfully get married and give birth to twins? What difference does it make, you say. After all, these are only dreams! Well, I do not! There are a hundred ways to fulfill your desires - from the most unconventional and most incredible to the most practical and most effective. We will consider three of them today. The right way to arr